Magic, Pork, and a Vicar You Possibly Can’t Trust: The Savage Club House Dinner at Freemasons’ Hall
Magic, Pork, and a Vicar You Possibly Can't Trust: The Savage Club House Dinner at Freemasons’ Hall
Some evenings remind you why you do this job. Specifically, Friday nights on Great Queen Street in Central London.
On Friday 22nd May, I performed for the Savage Club House Dinner—as a guest, as a performer, and, if the application goes the way I hope, as a prospective brother. The dinner took place right next door to the club’s premises at Freemasons’ Hall in London, one of those rooms that does not need you to tell people it is impressive. They can see that for themselves.
The Savage Club
For the uninitiated: The Savage Club is one of London’s great bohemian institutions, founded in 1857 and counting artists, writers, musicians, lawyers, and performers among its brotherhood across the centuries. Magic has always had a place at the table, and David Devant, the first president of The Magic Circle, performed for the Savages on a number of occasions, and the tradition of inviting magicians to the House Dinner has continued ever since.
There is a long lineage of magicians as members of The Savage Club, and being asked to stand in that lineage is not something you take for granted.
The Evening
We gathered first at the club’s new dedicated premises at 27 Great Queen Street for drinks. The easy, generous kind of drinks where conversation starts itself, before crossing over to Freemasons’ Hall for dinner. Brother Savage Oliver Lynch chaired the evening with considerable charm, opening with Grace before a three-course dinner that did not put a foot wrong: a marbled chicken and duck terrine, twelve-hour Hampshire pork, and a baked lemon tart to finish.
Then came the choruses.
If you have never been in a room full of Savages singing If You Were the Only Girl in the World, My Old Man, and Doing the Lambeth Walk, loudly, collectively, and with total conviction, then you have not yet experienced what a dining room sounds like when everyone in it has entirely committed to the moment. It was genuinely wonderful. The kind of atmosphere that no corporate entertainment brief has ever successfully specified, but every good event organiser quietly hopes for.
The Performance
After the choruses, it was my turn.
I kept it to fifteen minute, the right length for a post-dinner room that has already been well-entertained and well-fed. The set opened with a torn and restored newspaper (a New York Times liberated from a first-class lounge on a recent trip to France), before moving into a card routine for which I invited two volunteers from the audience to assist. One was a High Court judge. The other, a vicar. A rather fine sample of the membership of this wonderful establishment, it must be said—and, as Brother Savage John Elliott later comedically observed in his email, proof that “you can’t trust anybody.”
A silken favourite followed—a piece involving an egg and a glass that has a pleasing way of making people question what they thought they just saw.
Then the finale: a mentalism routine involving the entire room, built from nothing more than numbers called out at random by the audience, which resolved into something so specific and so fitting that the room did not quite know whether to applaud or look around suspiciously. So they did rather a lot of both.
As I stepped away fromt he stage, the chairman’s closing remark, delivered with immaculate timing, was that “while we prepare a stake to tie the magician to and burn him alive, we shall take a five-minute interval.”
I have had many wonderful responses to my work over the years. That one sits near the top.
Why the Architecture of an Event Matters
I spend a good portion of my working life as a corporate magician and event host, managing rooms for conferences, awards evenings, and trade shows across London, Essex, and Kent. Returning from an evening like this, I am always struck by how much the structural layout of an event impacts the energy of the room.
The Savage Club House Dinner works because it has architecture. Drinks, then dinner, then communal singing, then performance, then music. Each section earns the next. Nobody is watching the clock. Nobody is checking their phone. The room is entirely present, which is the rarest and most valuable thing you can achieve at any corporate function.
The best corporate entertainment does not feel like an interruption. It feels like a natural extension of the evening.
After the magic came Hendo’s Washboard Kings—a seven-piece jazz ensemble made up entirely of brothers Savage, who had sat with us at dinner before producing instruments and playing with the kind of looseness that only comes from people who genuinely enjoy what they are doing. It was a perfect ending. Nobody wanted to leave.
We went back across the road to the club, of course, and stayed rather longer than planned in excellent company and wonderful conversation.
Notes for Event Organisers
If you’re planning an event in the city, you will know that the venue choice does a significant amount of the heavy lifting. Freemasons’ Hall is extraordinary—Grade II* listed, architecturally vast, and somehow still warm when it is full of the right people. As a corporate event venue in London, it is hard to think of anywhere quite like it.
When you pair the right room with a structured timeline and intelligent entertainment, you get an event that people talk about for months.
About Liam Ball
Liam Ball is a Member of The Magic Circle, an Associate of the Inner Magic Circle (A.I.M.C.) and an elite corporate magician based in Essex, specialising in high-status close-up magic and crowd management. He regularly works as an event host in London, Kent, Essex, and beyond, ensuring corporate dinners, awards nights, and private functions run flawlessly.
If you are currently planning a corporate event and want to discuss how to structure the evening for maximum engagement, get in touch with Liam here.
